FedditNew developments in the pentagon
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Sources say they’ve been close for decades
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LORDSMEGMACome on now. You know hes spending our defense budget on 18 year scotch
TheTechnician27To be fair, Pete Hegseth dying of alcohol poisoning might improve the state of the US military. Money well-spent if it does.
No promotion for James Beam?
Be careful, those generals can teleport you to a random Waffle House at any moment
When/if he ever comes out of this blackout, he is gonna be very confused.
Like, I just imagine he’s been doing the “super size me (with whiskey)” bit for at least a decade now, you pretty much have to be to be a Faux News host
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tN7HlenTmA
“Whaddya mean ’not qualified’?! Morgan’sh a a a captain! Says sho right there on both bottlesh.”
Hoorah for General Guinness of the Dublin Boozaliers
Tbh I’d also make Morgan my advisor. I always get the best ideas when he’s around