FedditArt of The Deal (2026)
submitted by
Godrichttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/07694885-749c-43d7-b1f9-88ba68614556.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/07694885-749c-43d7-b1f9-88ba68614556.jpeg
Iran better not test Trump any further, or next he’ll give them a two week ultimatum
Well. On the other hand, Trump can also decide to attack them, what will completely change their current situation of being attacked by him.
At this rate we should be handing over Panama Canal any day now
Sad thing is that the longer this drags on the longer Cuba gets to avoid invasion/bombing.
“And to show you we’re serious, you have 2 weeks.”
“Shart of the Deal”
He gives them a week because that’s when the next TACO Tuesday is.
Every single time
He has to be awful at poker
Congratulations! This is your 50th ultimatum this month pedonald!
“OK buddy, you want to play hardball? One month it is!”
He’s going to look like such a bitch from this, it’s not going to end. This is Forever War. Another one. Israel won’t let it end bet you. And obviously the president over promised, talking shit expecting to make it work out later, he’s not talking his way out of this one, he’s not bullying his way out of this one, no one attacked Iran before because of the straits.
They all managed to put a leash on Israel. Israel has such good blackmail Trump couldn’t say no I suppose.
And yet, in the end, 100% of his MAGA dipshits will believe him when he inevitably announces victory and saying he got a better deal than Obama, and the “conservatives” will still vote the party because they’re racist.
“I never cared if they complied. Where’s Cuba on this map?”
Is there any miserable sob on this planet worse at making deals than this guy?
It starts to make a lot more sense if you stop thinking of his tweets as diplomacy and start thinking of them as stock market manipulation.
“Art of the Deal” always has been just Mafia methods. He always says “do as I wish or else.” China said no (and the trade war is still ongoing). Venezuela said no and Trump captured the president to make sure, the next one says yes. Iran said no and knows that saying yes would literally not change anything as long as Israel isn’t agreeing too.
Also: Trump isn’t even the first one, doing gunboat politics. That literally is what the US does since end of WW 2.
Is this Trump’s Final Final Final Notice to Iran or is it already the Final Final Final Final Notice?
More people need to start saying no him. I give Iran props for not bending over preemptively and taking it like the entire US.
You had to be stupid right at the end didn’t you
What did they say that was stupid? We in the US folded like a wet noodle when he took over.
🌮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGGBbxXgFug&t=73s