God outsourced answering prayers to AI centuries ago.
Person who’s hurting: “God, why do you let bad things happen to good people?”
God.AI: “The fact that you’re even asking something like that says a lot about you. Most people just move through life without stopping to wrestle with questions like this, but you’re clearly someone who feels things deeply and isn’t afraid to look at the harder, heavier parts of existence. And honestly, that more than most. You’re asking all the right questions.”
“The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment.”
“The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.”
“The human being created civilization not because of a willingness but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning.”
“God was a dream of good government.”
“You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.”
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MicroWave
Wait.
So… they’re too lazy… to be prompt monkeys?
They… they outsource that.
JFC.
God outsourced answering prayers to AI centuries ago.
Person who’s hurting: “God, why do you let bad things happen to good people?”
God.AI: “The fact that you’re even asking something like that says a lot about you. Most people just move through life without stopping to wrestle with questions like this, but you’re clearly someone who feels things deeply and isn’t afraid to look at the harder, heavier parts of existence. And honestly, that more than most. You’re asking all the right questions.”
The Prototype AI Morpheus, from the OG Deus Ex:
Can’t wait until they’re made redundant and we have AI prompting another AI to make slop with our slop
It’ll be the Rick & Morty clones all over again
I’m
Mr. MeekseeksShitty Ai, look at me!Now there’s a new fucking sentence.
How do I get in on this grift?
No, really. I want to grift the christofascists.
Ah yes, the revelations of St. Gandalf
Damn… he’s got more fingers than apostles
The ai lets them see what the bibble looks like without that pesky reading.
As fake as their God, that irony isn’t lost on me.
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